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Phones are so expensive nowadays when you fall and hear a crack…
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity…
Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app…
Behind every successful man…
I’m single by choice…
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?
Telling someone why you love them…
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there…
She wanted a puppy…
You won’t drink away the alcoholism…
I just found out I’m colorblind…
Is your name Wi-Fi?
Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night?
At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?
I like having conversations with kids…
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants…
What’s a crocodile’s favorite shoe?
Two blondes were driving to Disneyland…
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little…
Diet day #1…